50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

50 Boyfriends Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

Author:Justin Racz
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
Published: 2009-03-14T16:00:00+00:00


Shouldn't you be the one wearing Spandex?

"Are you ready to sweat?"

All the egg white omelets you can eat.

A great body. And a 25% discount on gym membership.

Break up and you will have to switch gyms.

28. Jewish Momma's Boy

His name starts with a J: Josh, Jason, Jared, or Jacob. His middle name is Scott, David, or Mark.

Very groomed, very gelled. Until he's twenty-five, when it starts thinning on top.

Mommy's so proud because he's an investment banker at Goldman Sachs!

He sold his car now that he's moved from Long Island and into the city.



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